First prize:
Mike LawsonDecember 10, 2013 at 11:42 AM
Q: What did one busted pancreas say to the other busted pancreas?
A: Nothing. Pancreases can't talk. Duh.
Second prize:A: Nothing. Pancreases can't talk. Duh.
Hey Pancreas, You're so useless, even the Kardashians pity you.
Third prize:My pancreas is just like my massage clients. It lays there and lets me do all of the work!
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What you can win: Pancreas-themed goodness: a plush, pins, and/or keychains! There will be three winners.
Made possible by: I Heart Guts (http://iheartguts.com/)
Why you want this: Because you have a sense of humor; because these pancreases are worth far more than the one in your body anyway, and because they will make you smile, laugh, and squeal with joy. Probably all at the same time.
Awkward.
To enter today's contest: Use the Rafflecopter widget below to enter today's contest. You can earn two entries by leaving a comment on this blog post (required) with your best pancreas insult ("The last time you had a job, Ronald Reagan was president", "You look like a wiener"). Facebook and Twitter love for I Heart Guts earns you another two entries. Four, total!
First prize is the plush pancreas and a pin.
Second prize is the keychain and a pin.
Third prize is two pins.
Rules: This contest ends tonight at midnight CST, and is open only to U.S. addresses. #GiveAllTheThings contests are intended for people with diabetes (or their caregivers) only. Since the Rafflecopter widget requires you to share an email address, I'll be emailing the winner (as well as announcing them through an update on this post) Wednesday morning - you'll need to respond to me by Friday evening (let's say 7:00 pm CST) with your shipping address in order to claim your prize. If I don't hear from you, I'll pick a new winner. You can only win one prize.
Good luck!
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