Friday, October 7, 2011

No D Day: Movies.



It's once again "No D Day", and I had a hard time coming up with something. I feel like I share a lot of non-diabetes related things already: my affection for coffee and Corgis; my gracefulness and my varied musical taste; which health appointments I actually enjoy and what I do when I'm not social media-ing.

So, here's what I've got: I'm That Girl Who Hasn't Seen That Movie.

There are a whole slew of them; those movies that "everyone has seen". I know this because I can't tell you how many times this has happened:

[insert witty and appropriately-timed movie reference made by friend or acquaintance here]
[imagine me giving said friend or acquaintance a "deer in headlights" look]
Friend: "...it's from [insert name of movie here]?"
Me: "Oh, I've never seen it."
Friend: "OH MY GOD, WHAT!? YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN [insert name of movie here]???"

I don't know, you guys. I don't know how I haven't seen it. I just haven't, and I probably won't at any point in the future, either. I don't watch a lot of movies in the first place, and new ones just keep getting released, you know? I can never really catch up.

So, in an effort to help you avoid the awkward conversation above if we ever meet, here's a brief list of the most frequently referenced movies that I'll have no clue you're referencing.

  1. The Shawshank Redemption
  2. The Godfather (any)
  3. Scarface
  4. Schindler's List
  5. Goodfellas
  6. Apocalypse Now
  7. Citizen Kane
  8. Saving Private Ryan
  9. The Green Mile
  10. Raging Bull
  11. Platoon
  12. Stand By Me
  13. A Streetcar Named Desire
  14. Rosemary's Baby
  15. A Beautiful Mind
  16. Any of the Harry Potter movies (haven't read the books, either)
  17. Any of the "Planet of the Apes" movies
  18. Any of the Beverly Hills Cop movies
  19. Any of the Die Hard movies
  20. The Graduate
  21. Breakfast at Tiffany's
  22. The Notebook
  23. Footloose (although I have seen it in its musical theatre version - counts?)
  24. Brokeback Mountain
  25. Any movie involving Marilyn Monroe, Elvis Presley, James Dean, and just about any top actor of the 1940's

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