Upgrade.

Since my pancreas is old and busted, I ordered a new one off the internet.

Also, you probably saw this photo coming:

"OMG BRB JK LOL!!!"

You can get your own pancreas (or heart, or thyroid, or or or...) at iheartguts.com. They had a great deal a few weeks back on Fab.com... I might have ordered a few. Hey, pancrei can't be trusted. I need backups.